By Pragyananda Mishra,
who is exasperated battling alarms, deadlines and fighting
with the 1st 3 letters
of the alphabet along with mathematical suffixes which have encroached his
otherwise , reserved- for- the-
pulchritude nocturnal ruminations ....
In here I would like to dissect some of the commonest
phrases, idioms and sayings in my way.There would be a semblance of Sheldon, Weaving
and some of the grandiloquent in history but believe me this will be
entertaining.
1) 'A stitch in time saves 9' :
A complex embroidery loop in the temporal position of events
relative to the annals of the universe can help you preserve the first
composite lucky number ...
2) A Wolf In Sheep's
Clothing :
The paradox of observing a carnivorous lupine often
accredited with something ghastly in the a fibrous composition woven manually
or by mills aiming at thermally isolating and in preserving the ignominy of
exposing the external genitalia to the prying eyes draped around a fleecy, docile four legged animal emanating
plaintive whines, which in the local dialect is ‘mother’ ! phew...
3) To upset the apple cart:
Afflicting an anxious uneasiness or grief to an inanimate
wooden mobile structure serving the purpose of transportation laden with an
abundant malic acid compound, which has been the repository of scientific
inspirations, that is largely coloured towards the end of the visible
spectrum..
4) Where there is a will there is a way:
If you possess the testament that manages to distribute the
necessary wealth and property to a highly chosen lot, then you are almost with
certitude to extricate from the quagmire of delusions a path that leads to your
destiny...
5) A little learning is a dangerous thing:
A diminutive activation of the grey cells of the cerebrum
along with the excitation of the fovea centralis of the eye can only be worthy
of being braided as something which may foster a dastardly repercussion towards
the flora and fauna, disturbing the phi function and causing cataclysm...
Watch this space for more...
Pragyananda Mishra
20 something-year old taciturn hobbledehoy; I try to win but a loss is always heartening. Presently bewildered and still not sure that 0% of everything is better than 100% of nothing.
20 something-year old taciturn hobbledehoy; I try to win but a loss is always heartening. Presently bewildered and still not sure that 0% of everything is better than 100% of nothing.
